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some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds
some dumbass with spikey ass porcupine hair and a blue suit becomes an attorney and has a hippie for a assistant
theres this scientist guy and i guess all he could find was a crowbar so he works with that and he like whacks some aliens around or some shit. there arent even any tits
Some guy goes into some shitty city thats underwater and theres ugly people everywhere so you hit them and the mayor read a bit too much Ayn Rand
gotta go fast
You have to craft your own weapons and backtrack a lot and holy shit could there be any more lesbian undertones in this game??? Also what’s the deal with breaking people’s weapons is that some sort of innuendo.
What the fuck this is a shitty stupid item crafting game YOU PLAY AS THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN HISTORY the only reason you’re even doing this is because you’re failing out of school god you have to PAY EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING this game is full of dickbags
Some asshole is like, “Yo dawg, we got tons of other adventurers out doing shit for us and we’re totes gonna get you to save the world BUT FIRST GO FETCH MY LAUNDRY I LET SOME SHEEP WANDER OFF WITH IT” and you’re like, “goddammit” but you do it anyway because they give you nice clothes. but in the end they’re like “YOU SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES GETTING MY CLOTHES BACK I COULD HAVE DONE IT IN ONE” and you’re like “THEN GET YOUR OWN DAMN LAUNDRY” but you really needed that new shirt. Oh, and there’s something about a dragon, but fuck if you’ll ever actually fight it.
Some idiot removes this tacky rusty sword and unleashes abuncha ink blots and a monster blot with too many heads and you’re stuck as a mute white dog with a green talking tick. No one likes you and everyone assumes that what’s going on is normal without a word of thanks, even if you save a whole village. An annoying owl head will through vague fortunes at you, and each level is stupid hard to navigate because you are a wolf-thing with no hands or clothes. But that isn’t even the main plot. The REAL plot is some half-assed metaphor for going green or some crap otherwise a seal in a black ball of goo will steal all your ink blotting stuff inside a frozen space ship after beating each and every single boss in the game a second time.
Some gumball inhaling as much shit as possible and going to fight this fat duck guy to fix this fountain or something. and when you finally fix it this BALL COMES AND TURNS INTO A FUCKING TORNADO AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DID I ASK YOU TO BREATHE
So you get sucked into this fantasy realm as this little weenie kid who’s name people cant even pronounce, and he’s like.. super unappreciative of how badass everything is. I mean COME ON FUCKING SWORD FIGHTING MAGIC AND SHIT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU. Hes like “Did I ask for this shit? No. I wanna go home to my miserable life of being bullied and tormented also my brother is totes dying and i dont have a dad.” His friends get sucked in too and they wanna stay and of course he gets all butt hurt but he’s THE FUCKING ANTAGONIST SO OHP TIME TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR EVERYONE. I mean, one of his friends CREATED the goddamn world and he still GOES AND DESTROYS IT. And his brother? The dying one? HE CAN WALK AND IS FINE. OH YA LETS RUIN THAT TOO WITH MY FUCKING MOOGLE FRIEND WHO WILL DO WHATEVER I SAY GOD KNOWS WHY HE ALMOST LET ME NAME THE CLAN ‘NUTSY’. WTF KIND OF NAME IS NUTSY. GOOD THING THE NAME IS MANUALLY INSERTED BECAUSE WHAT IF YOU HAD TO WALK AROUND WITH NUTSY WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU. But you know you get free roam at the end SO I GUESS ITS OKAY.
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Rin Kaenbyou wip
Aah~ I hope this turns out nicely.
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thor meets pikachu
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